Just decided what I want for Christmas this year.

The 7961G/62G EnviroXtreme is a hardened, ruggedized IP phone designed created by CTI that provides all the functionality of Cisco’s 7960 IP handsets. The EnviroXtreme has been tested to a variety of MIL-STD 810F and MIL-STD 461E standards and can withstand harsh, extreme conditions including excessive temperatures, moisture, shock, vibration, and abuse.